Hey there. I'm Liam and stuff. I like maths, and I sing songs. I want to join a rock band with a few violinists and a cellist or two.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I declare a holiday.
How are you doin' mofos?!
Farrokh Bulsara, better known as Freddie Mercury.
Only time (whatever that may be) will tell.
Long live living, if living can be this.
Live long and prosper.
Evil is powerful, but courage is solid.
Darkness is a harsh term, don't you think?
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
These are the days of our lives, they've flown in the swiftness of time.
Every sacrifice is a worthy sacrifice in speedrun.
People shouldn't be afraid of their Governments, Governments should be afraid of their people.
This could be heaven for everyone.
If we can't live together, we're going to die alone.
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare.
Everybody's saying that the Scatman stutters but he doesn't ever stutter when he sings...
Don't waste your time, or time will waste you.
Everything's not lost.
What we do in life, echoes in eternity.
Only the good die young.
I saved you a bullet.
Cold fame, in my brain, but it's okay 'cause I know it's the best for me.
This, is the way the world ends.
Through the sorrow, all through our splendour, don't take offence at my innuendo.
On top of this, I ain't ever gonna understand.
Hooch is crazy.
Build a rocket boys, build a rocket boys.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Just take my hand and make me feel amazing.
Nice work you did, you're gonna go far kid.
This is our last dance, this is ourselves.
Gay bacon strips.
What if it was true that all we thought was right was wrong?
Keep calm and DFTBA.
Let it go, this too shall pass.
I used to have an interesting tumblr, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
[source]I think this is my new favourite poem ever.
i can read this just fine, considering i english is my only language
but fuck i see what people complain about goddamn .__.
An English teacher gave this to me a couple years ago and I still have a hard time reading it without ending up like “blaaaghgfdsasdfghjkl”
This is wonderful. I literally got stuck on the word “four” because of how much the rest of the poem screwed me up.
And now I am watching Rebecca Black’s actual videos. In a Q and A, she stated she watches the vlogbrothers…
Rebecca Black is a nerdfighter.
She’s a huge John Green fan, they had a nice conversation at last year’s VidCon.
In this week’s issue of: cool things that you just never considered might actually be the case.
Source: Laughing Squid